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Hi! This is ObliviousE27, I moved accounts! Follow me @meaimwi if you still want your book covers done :)) I've been logged out of my account due to last 2019's wattpad issue about automatically changing password.

I hope I can make you laugh through some cringe-worthy jokes!
          
          ❣️) What do you call a pig that does karate?
          -A pork chop
          
          ❣️) Why did the bike fall over?
          -It was two tired
          
          ❣️) Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
          -He was stuck in a vicious cycle
          
          ❣️) What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
          -“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
          
          ❣️) Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
          -Because every play has a cast.
          
          ❣️) What do you call an alligator detective?
          -An investi-gator.
          
          ❣️) What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
          -The eeriest.
          
          ❣️) Why did the scarecrow win an award?
          -Because he was outstanding in his field
          
          ❣️) How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
          -See if he is coffin
          
          ❣️)  Why do bees have sticky hair?
          -Because they use honeycombs

Hi! If you're interested to know the true meaning of love just read this, thanks and God bless❤
          
          
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looking for my long lost weeb friend named JoJo : < 

Hello dear please follow my main acc instead of this... Please please please follow my main one.. The link is in my bio.. ❤ I read stories from there... Not here... It's my fb.. Tysm✨

09/02/20
          
          Hiii

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          just letting u know UwU

WHAT ANIME SHOULD I WATCHHHHHH!? 

Hi...I'm Vanshika...I just started writing a book "Life of an Introvert"....really appreciate if u could read it...thanks!!

Hey there. 
          I have just started this book called 'No Title Needed'
          And I would be really glad if you could check it out...
          And to be very honest, I truly dont want reads... I want readers
          And I am counting upon u... Please!
          Thanks (:
          https://my.w.tt/BMaF5T1Y28