Hey guys! I'm ocean lark, in case you didn't know, and I am really grateful that you are reading this.

HOW TO FREAK STRANGERS OUT

1) Go up to someone,ask their name, and when they tell you, start listing off random people with that name who have died.ex. "Ah, Bob. The cursed name. I hada brother named Bob. He died! I also had a grandpa named Bob. He died too!

2) Randomly run around screaming "They're everywhere!" 

3) Wear 80's clothes, ask what year it is, and scream "IVE DONE IT!!!!!!!" When you are told.

All of these are pre tested! 

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber jumped of a building: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile, grab a seat with 3D glasses and sit back with a bucket of popcorn. If you are the rare 1% of 101% who would clap, and go to his funeral to chuck tomatoes at his coffin and burn his house, repost this! (I'm the 1%)


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA- cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-
9. You get an evil pandas with bazookas! (Don't judge me, I'm insane!