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I have an unholy no. of followers. *speeds up chewing on potato dipped in holy mayonese*
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GrimPure
Hi
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official_holy_potato
I have an unholy no. of followers. *speeds up chewing on potato dipped in holy mayonese*
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husier
Can I have fries?
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official_holy_potato
@JichuChuChuuu come here, i will fuckin bake, grill sauce the potatoes and throw at you, unholy child.
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husier
@Banzzz_ChaengRiii well I applogize our holy potato for questioning such nonsense, I hope that you will forgive me and cleanse me with your holy potato water.
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official_holy_potato
@Banzzz_ChaengRiii you both can never be holy. French fries are not fuckin holy. But if u need to clean yourself anytime. Just ask for potatoes. Get it? *Shoves potato into ur nostrils* @JichuChuChuuu
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official_holy_potato
y'all i have produced a ton holy potato and actually they are sweet potatoes. so now u'll become holy with different flavours. good?
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official_holy_potato
@official_holy_potato only sweet potato and normal potato and ofcourse it's holy
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Vxmppz
My lord, I need holy potato's see, I read so much stuff, and holy water and the others have yet failed to save me from my sins.
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official_holy_potato
@yourlieinapril1 My child holy potato has got a lot of holy carbohydrates and fat. It will rinse your body inside out till the point your poop will be holy. *thows a truck suppy of holy potato*
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stan_bangtan_boys
I want potato soup. I'm watching porn from 2 hours