officialhydra

MISSION REPORT: DECEMBER 16, 1991

officialhydra

We are proud to announce our first Hydralicious sale.
          
          'Buy one get one free,' or as we like to say, 'capture and do not free.' But joining our program only ensures you gain the full subscription of Hydralicious soap and shampoo for the full entirety of the 90+ years you get to spend with us.
          
          This includes the benefit of stylish hair on missions, a lifetime supply of our products, and likely mentally unstable teenage girls on Wattpad falling for your stylish hair.
          
          Feel free to apply below by complying to the following promo codes: "longing," "rusted," "seventeen," "daybreak," "furnace," "nine," "benign," "homecoming," "one," and "freight car."
          
          L'Oreal Hydra: Because you're worth it. #StayHydralicious #HydraOrDiedra

Bakudeku_Tsuki-chan

What the heck is this account
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Official_Wolverine

@officialhydra honestly i take back my last statement,i need some
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Official_Wolverine

@officialhydra  I don't have a use for it....but Stephen might since he uses a goatee template.
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The_jesus_bucky

I have become Jesus you can no longer hurt me

officialhydra

@The_jesus_bucky Indeed we have.
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The_jesus_bucky

@The_jesus_bucky Oh my you have evolved
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officialhydra

@The_jesus_bucky Do not worry. We have a Jesus program at Hydra too.
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the-real-BuckyBarnes

I dont care what you people did to me, (yes i do) hydralicious sounds amazing and i need it in my life

officialhydra

@the-real-BuckyBarnes We have a sample bottle here. Please enjoy. Stay Hydralicious. And feel free to check out full subscriptions, which involves joining our program and comes with the benefit of stylish hair. L'Oreal Hydra. Because you're worth it.
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Buckys_WinterSoldier

READY TO COMPLY

Buckys_WinterSoldier

THANK YOU I WILL
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officialhydra

@Buckys_WinterSoldier Yes, yes. We have your Hydralicious soap and shampoo here. Please enjoy and stay Hydralicious. Feel free to check out full subscriptions, which involves joining our Hydra program and comes with the benefit of stylish hair on missions. L'Oreal Hydra: because you're worth it.
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Buckys_WinterSoldier

Thank you for following me, so I get my soap and my shampoo?
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