*Calls police*
Hello? I'm reporting a crime.
Assault.
Yh. Lea pushed my cousin off the wall and he broke into pieces.
My cousins name is Dumpty, Humpty Dumpty.
Yeah. I need paramedics. There's yolk all over the pavement.
*ends call*
Oh....hi...uh...Lea.....
*looks around awkwardly*
I didn't see you there.......