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hahahah i love regina george!!!! <3 follow me?

oh wait you know this nvm I'm dumb and forgetful

hey i see you're on ml hi

aw ha ha is that a good thing? 

hey, i really like ur stories! follow me!

exsqueeze me while i go attempt to look cute tomorrow by picking out a reasonable outfit

 #ty

what are you for real
          lucky
          my brother just
          lives to breathe and annoy me

ok so i'll admit it my boobs are quite large and the only places that sell bras in my size are victoria's secret and nordstroms. apparently my king kong-boobs have decided to grow within the last month to godzilla-sized boobs, so the other day i was at Victoria's secret getting remeasured along with some new bras and the two woman who were giving me bras to try on asked me if I was a VS model and when I said no they said because I HAVE THE BODY OF A VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL AND I KINDA IDOLIZE TYRA BANKS WHO'S A FORMER ANGEL, MIRANDA KERR, AND CANDICE SWANPOEL I WAS JUST LIKE CRYING TEARS OF HAPPINESS. LEGIT THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

theyre all cray