You are my candygirl

I’ve been feeling super feminine recently so I felt wrong to write any Bxb, so I didn’t and instead I tried to fuck every straight man within a 5 state radius of me. Gxg coming soon! (Or not)

A lady at my work checked me out, I still got it y’all

Just woke up and had the weirdest dream, y’all what is my brain doin?

I feel like all friends I make have opposite sleep schedules to me typically, I’m up at 5 am (or 8 am if I’m lazy) and In bed at 9 pm… meanwhile my friends get up at like 12 pm and sleep at 2 am 

My humor is face book mom emojis 

He said, “Lana Rey, will you serve me lemonade?”
          And I said, “yes, bill, I will. it’s the day of the parade, and you look even more handsome than the day I left you.”