A Hot Mess

most of my old posts r cringe lol but i keep them for sentimental value so j ignore them lol

Ok but at this point fanfiction has literally ruined my life
          I need sleep but I CANT GO TO SLEEP CUS I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Psh me have an existential crisis about S2 Titans, Wrong World (which I’ve read too many times to be healthy) and how Spiderdweeb doesn’t have more updates cus it’s amazing? Never heard of it

My mom is going away for a couple of weeks and yesterday she told me “Don’t try anything. And just remember that we all love you.” And I’m sitting here like “Dont worry I need to see FFH first”

My science teacher said that when your cold it uses more energy and burns cholesterol or something and makes you skinnier but just makes you tired 
          Two stories:
          1) in English someone goes “I’m cold, can I turn the heater on?” And someone just tells “NO! MR —- SAID YOU GET SKINNIER WHEN YOURE COLD”. And so we froze
          2) I’m sitting here freezing and thinking about what he said 
          I’m like: no I shall freeze and become skinny quick
          But also: HAND THE HOODIES AND SWEATPANTS TO ME

only a friend a friend of a friend of a friend
          
          I HAVE THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD 
          EUROVISION WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED THE FFH TRAILER 
          GO WATCH IT
          I HAVE SO MANY THEORIES

⚠️endgame spoiler⚠️(although you’ve probably seen it by now)
          
          
          
          So I was talking to this dude I know and kinda like. We were talking about endgame and this is our convo:
          
          Dude: you’ve seen endgame right?
          Me: it was so sadddddd
          Dude: it’s not that bad. They all got through. Except Nat
          Me: but what about tooonnnyyyyy
          Dude: I kinda wanted him to die. He’s annoying
          
          
          And now I don’t want to talk to dude anymore because FRIGGIN HOW HEARTLESS CAN YOU BE. LIKE IM BOYCOTTING YOU. REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY PRESENCE

My little sister is playing the recorder extremely loud... does anyone know how to break a recorder?

IM TRYING NOT TO DIE OF EITHER LAUGHTER OR CRYING RN CUS I JUST FOUND OUT THE WDW BOYS HAVE TIK TOK ACCOUNTS 
          SJRBRJRJNTMDLSJDI