Life is like a pack of gum... 
I've yet to figure out why.
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WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... 
I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
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The name's Maddie;
that is, if you hadn't
already figured that out. 
I really don't have that much
to tell you about.
My life's isn't normal,
and it's definitely not
at all formal.
But that doesn't
matter much,
my life filled with anime,
manga, and such.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
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(Sayings + Alterations by Moi)

"It's always the last place you look."
"Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I've found it?"

Someone once said, "Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."
"Where can I buy that film?"

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, I could be impossible?"

Someone also decided to say, "When angry, count to ten; when very angry, swear."
"Well f**k"

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

"I ran with scissors, and lived!" 
WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. 

Another wonderful human said, "The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on."

"I am NOT saying anything...I'm just implying it."

"There are no stupid questions, just inquisitive idiots."

"I don't get even, I get odder." 

"Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" 

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 Finally Done
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Welcome to my 
Wattpad account I guess. 
There really isn't much to do
here so you might as well 
leave.