he's so cute (killed several people)

could you yes you get laid in a cowboy costume

just found my old wattpad account that shit was wack asf 

no dude I'm not insane I'm just saying that gerard way is hot in the 'that's my wife we've been married for 20 years and have a dog together' and mikey way is hot in the 'oh yeah we're totally having an affair' way

I posted a picture of my electric fan with a #1 written in the center of it with the caption "it's my #1 fan" to all my social media with 0 context and it's starting to worry people

I want everyone to look me in the eye rn and tell me that Diego from ice age wasn't at least a little hot

I am so obsessed with speak now tv you don't get it the second I heard electric touch I completely forgot about the rest of the album that song is my life now

screaming crying I'm stranded in abu dhabi because apparently dulles international airport is incompetent

someone kill me now what the fuck did I just read

All Hail The Watcher

someone save me im stuck with two white boys that want to do handstands in the pool