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Yooo, I lowkey forgot about my account 

Team, my mom is now an exclusive Michael Clifford stan

My concert is this weekend, so now the age old question will be answered “when I see Luke will I malfunction and think about every ~scene~ I’ve ever read about him, or will I be normal?”

Besties, what is the dress code for no shame? I’m already trying to think of an outfit and I’m at a lost 

Okay team, I need you to gather the men in your life  bc I have a question for them, and it is a two parter. 1) what would you assume it means when a boy replies to your story on Instagram and starts to continuously ask questions about me? And if you responded probably interested then here’s question 2) why would he just stop all of a sudden even though I have been normal?

hey y’all its robertostoe, 
          SOS help me find this fic pls. 
          
          it was a 5sos fic. the plot was a purge and the girl ran into the boys who then allowed her to join their survival group (lived in this van). i don’t know much except luke hated her but they ended uo together, and they killed people and the end of the story took place in the middle of nowhere/a desert. 
          
          plsss y’all it’s killing me

Team, another update on my future husband, he talked about me at football practice, but idk in what sense so I might have to kill him

Okay team, so that boy that grabbed my waist at homecoming that I have a huge crush on now, we all remember him, right? So…HE LET ME PAINT HIS NAILS PINK AND ADD GLITTER FOR OUR SCHOOL’S PINK WEEK TODAY

So…I made a joke on Twitter and now I’ll be painting football players nails pink on Friday 

Last night in my dream Luke was reciting his social security number <3 <3