Hi! 
You may address me as Afra [a cool name, I know] and my stories are really lame [yes, I'm aware of it] and my updates are super irregular [being the shit author I am] and my range of vocabulary is in the midst of expansion [I'm a young, inexperienced writer (and person), my mistakes should be forgiven].
A thrilling story should be up and about in 2 weeks [no guarantee but you know, just a heads up] and it's also going to be one of my favourite themes. Excited as I am, my tests come first. 
Recommend some wolf stories, if you may.

Much love, Afra