total_spazztastic
You can legally register to be a midget in the US-
oikawaslittleslutuwu
oikawaslittleslutuwu
That awkward moment when your parents walk in on you about to stab yourself and they are considering sending you to a mental hospital because they can't trust that you'll be okay:QwQ
oikawaslittleslutuwu
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Welp, today in online school we "just found out" about sex!yay,woohoo,amazing, yeh. And so,my friend thought it would be funny to be all like "my parents have sex but they're divorced" (I'm still hella confused too) and I decided to share my oh so helpful knowledge and be like "sex doesn't run on love,it runs on lust" (I learned this from various fanfics and other weird ass experiences) and I kid you not, the teacher looks me dead in my iPhone quality eyes and says "I don't even want to know where you learned that from. Thank you Mrs.Winsleys, you saved yourself,my other classmates, and I from a very awkward explanation about my addiction to gay shit and smut.
oikawaslittleslutuwu
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My mom just found my suicide note. FUCK. send help.
oikawaslittleslutuwu
@Garbage_Ruth I am so sorry that you have to deal with that dude. My dad's disappointed in me too, but trust me he isn't worth your time. I really hope your dad managed to be nicer and if you ever need to talk, just private message me. I'll most likely always be online.
total_spazztastic
@weird-fujoshi my dad would do the same, I mean, he's already disappointed because I look like a girl, just imagine having a suicidal son on your hands too
oikawaslittleslutuwu
@Garbage_Ruth heh I wish. If I were to ever do anything of the sorts I'd get yelled at by my parents. They wouldn't even bother listening to my side and would just scream their lungs out to me.
total_spazztastic
Spiders are formally known as creepy crawly death dealers-
oikawaslittleslutuwu
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That awkward moment when you buy a 16 fucking dollar charger,cuz it’s the last on on the shelf,and it even FUCKING WORK.im pissed.
oikawaslittleslutuwu
You know what’s nice?when you get suspended for a week for yelling “STUDENT ASSULT” in the cafeteria when you were just playing around with your favorite staff and the heckin’ principal hears you so you’re basically screwed.(yeah,Friday was fun.)
Nehthanks
Hi, I’m going to hold a convo with you!
Ferret-bites
Hello fellow katsudeku bro
littlekittenbigcat
Kiribaku all the way Lori put his arm around Baluchi twice and got away with it~
