jamie 🍉

it's always the racist white moms who pretend they can't pronounce poc names who turn around and name their kids breckatron falcona and oakalyanna aurienna

unpopular opinion i guess but ppl putting hail hydra in their bios to be edgy and cool is so weird and nasty. it is directly, blatantly, in actual writing, a nazi organization. what da hell are u doin. 

i'm slowly returning to wp so here's some proof of life from jamie:
          • better angels rewrite update soon
          • several upcoming new fics ( cane sugar, the bear / reckless driving, creature of mine AU / sign of the times, harry potter )
          • the resurgence of some old fics ( inferia, asoiaf / dull the knife, criminal minds / be not far from me, obi-wan kenobi )
          • and i have been very active on my instagram lately, posting edits and moodboards there! the user is okaywickersham.wp if you are interested in following :)))

every time an awards show happens and y'all act like it's the end of the fucking world i can't take it seriously. kim there's people that are dying. 

customers today had me wondering if someone put a sticky note on my back that says spit on me

viva la dayquil 

SHOUTOUT FUCKING SAQUON BARKLEY UP THE EAGLES GO BIRDS FUCK THE CHIEFS

drafting up my the bear fic because i hate my job diabolically and i need an oc to channel that hatred into 

now i'm down bad crying in my wattpad drafts 

i survived retail during the holidays but i fear working at an agriculture supply store in the winter is worse. no ma'am we are completely out of ice melting salt. ohh well, how about this kind that's safe for animals? okay what do you think i meant when i said we have no ice melting salt.