@percussion-chick
i was eating goldfish crackers in class today, and one little guy fell to the floor.
i picked it up, fully aware that i couldn't eat it, and quite upset.
so, i turn to my friend who sits beside me, and say "we should keep him. like as a pet."
she agreed with it, so then i say "oh, we should probably name him."
and she goes "good point."
after thinking for a couple of seconds, i turn to her and deadass say "statistics."
she goes "what?"
and i repeat myself, "statistics, we should name him statistics. stats, for short."
that's the story of how i ended up with a goldfish cracker named statistics.