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When a wild Amber figured out how to use the internet.

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"Lmao I would kiss you but I'm a tsundere,"

"HAHAHA, NO NO NO NO NUH AH NOPE, NONONONO,"

"waiting, while taking Quotev quizes,"

"I'M TERRIFIED OF THE COMPUTER UPRISING,"

"you thirsty again,"

"i didnt speak to them bc they couldn't understand w/ my stutter :I,"

"boi, i will get my nailgun & crucify ur behind,"

"NOT LIKE THAT U DIRTY CHILDREN,"

"homie, i value animals mroe than humans .-.,"

"LANGUAGE," - u swear all the time tho - "I DON'T," 

"i need to take a 2 hour shower in holywater now,"

"but why do D:,"

"This is the official Amber, stamp of approval : b(•◇•),"

"I SWEAR TO GOSH,"

"I pray 4 my spelling bc i am a child of gosh,"

"I SWEAR TO GOD, I MEAN ME,"

"I will bench slap u into tomorrow,"

"why didnt u tell me my senpai was in hemlock grove u baka,"

"HES MY HUSBAND U MONEGRAL,"

"I wasnt afraid of tsunamis before going to school, then I was like, boi i will stab u in the face with my hand,"

"I need to find more JUNK TO READ,"

"calm ur junk, u stale raddish,"

"I have no gf/bf,  I have a lot of crushes, that will never notice me,"

"HE'LL ALWAYS LOVE ME IN MY FANFICTIONS,:

"i'll always have a happy ending when i write,"

"MAKE GROUP CHAT OR I WILL FLOOD WITH BILL SKARSGARD,"

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