A ferret visited my home
With little tiny cymbals. 
I felt that I should pick him up
But couldn't find my thimbles. 

He jumped into my dresser drawer
(The one with rags and papers)
I slammed it shut and taped it tight
And gave it to the neighbors. 

The neighbor liked the furniture 
But did not like the ferret. 
They take it to the hardware store 
And trade it for a parrot. 

If animals came in your house
Just make them go away. 
You can give them to your friends
But you'll have to pay. 


*audience clapping*

*bowing down, thanking and taking all the roses they threw*


"Thank you, Thank you!"

*leaving the stage*