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@yeslarryprotested all fun things, all fun things

@yeslarryprotested uhh it’s a funny story really- pffft- 
            
            no but i have a dresser across my bed to the right of it (because that totally makes sense lol) and then to the right of THAT is a desk. i need something from below the desk, squatted down onto one of the open drawers and annihilated my pussy. 

@TheOgNumba28 how the fuck did you even do it

BRUH WHY WAS THIS SO DEPRESSING

@yeslarryprotested ahaha

his mb is just gonna become me tagging you haha

@LouisThiccSexyAss :)

@yeslarryprotested :)

@LouisThiccSexyAss thank you, ill still call you your magesty though

@TheOgNumba28 Lol

@oliverthecarrot @yeslarryprotested to be honest i read for a while without an account and then made one so like, i have no idea how long i’ve been here, but they for sure mess the times up a lot 

@TheOgNumba28 @yeslarryprotested Yeah maybe its that then

@yeslarryprotested well ur hot too ;)

@yeslarryprotested UGH

@yeslarryprotested noooo I can't be your brother