rose

hello?
          i just logged into wattpad for the first time in about 3 years now and. man it’s been a hell of a trip acknowledging how awful i was
          is anybody active at all and wanting to maybe reminisce?
          yes, i wrote the dallon weekes x brendon urie christmas fan fiction 4 years ago. genuinely traumatizing 

I hate when people are like "omfg im such a jacket slut" but when i tell them that i have 26 jackets they flip out and tell me i have to many? 

:(

I run on coffee and sad feelings

MOMS SPAGHETT HES NERVOUS BUT ON THE SURFACE-

Father: You look like male sex gender!!!
          Ollie: Thank you I was going for that look!!

*insert shrek memes*

Im dyingg