my name is princess poopy of the united states (and soon queen). recently i found out i would be the new queen of the united states so i need a king. pls tell me all your personal info so you can become the new king of the united states :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yours Truly, Princess Poopy