Greetings and salutations (but in that throaty way JD says it), my name is olivia and I don't know shit.  

BUT(t).
I read, I write, I watch A LOT of television and I have a terrible memory...so I've got that going for me.

If you like anything I write (or even if you really hate it), please let me know...I'm a sucker for validation.

My dumb ass self doesn't know what to write here so to anyone who's actually reading this...my apologies (and feel free to send me revisions)

And I guess that's it...

(wow, I really like the "...")...