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I just thought of one I was gonna put in the book but I think it'll be useful for you " From the moment I first saw you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you"  

If she doesn't shut up just say " I can't concentrate with your annoying midget voice yammering on and on. It's like having Stuart little shoved in my ear" 
          When she annoys you annoy her back and then say " I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time." 
          
          Sorry for this late reply. I haven't had internet in forever and plus I forgot 

I got a comeback for you
          
          Me: shut up!
          Person: God gave me a mouth for a reason
          Me: He also gave you a top lip and bottom so they meet and you can shut up!

Hai lolz. :D

@katiewallace142 no problem I Love your story!!

Thank you for voting on my story! 

Went through your book 
          am loving it ;)
          and check mine too
          Its "Sarcastic Book"
          gkad to have a person who's sarcastic as me
          because SARCASM IS LIFE !
          
          ✌✌✌

Hi

Hello 

badminton?  I get frustrated when I watch sports like... damn hehehe I don't like getting frustrated...