"Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno."
"All for one and one for all."
Jordan: We've been expecting you. *spins around in executive chair wearing a monocle and a tophat and stroking a (stuffed but don't tell) cat* I'm Jordan, the most fantastic and amazing and fabulous human being ever-
Declan: No, you're not.
Jordan: *ignores* Anyway, this is our joint account, with me, myself, I, and Bennett and Declan. And together, we're the Three Musketeers! Speaking of which, where's Bennett?
Bennett: Make a joint account with me, he said. It'll be fun, he said.
Jordan: THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY 'Jordan is amazing and so funny and because of that we decided to make a joint account'!!
Bennett: I don't want to say that.
Jordan: Did I give you a choice?
Bennett: Shut up. Declan and I have to get back to gang business now. You should too. The Lost Boys are causing trouble in the west district again and it's starting to get messy.
Declan: OHMAI THEY TOOK OUT THE GUNS AND-
Jordan: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. Now where's Naomi? She was supposed to help introduce us!!
Declan: IT'S GETTING MESSY AND THE POLICE HAVE COME OH MY GOSH *tries to turn off camera*
Jordan: *fading away* BUT-
BentOverBckwrds1: @chocolatetragedies
JorDunDunDun2: @riansheep
DeckDaHalls3: @LiteraryAesthetics
Bennett Frazier: the "if you google the definition of the word 'cool' you'll find a picture of my face and plus I'm super duper rich" kind of guy
Jordan Wallace: the "Jordan is a smol precious bean and must be protected at all costs by his fanbase and fangirls and fanarmy" kind of guy
Declan Lynch: the "don't mess with me just look at my biceps haha that's why I'm in a gang AND GET TF AWAY FROM NAOMI, RAYMOND" kind of guy
[Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch are not owned by us. All rights go to the epic author and creator of TGGBB @RubixCube89201]
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