hi im kris i like petting my cat and doing drugs (PRESCRIPTION)
pronouns are he/they
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omniicat
Jun 06, 2022 02:50PM
someone please take away my first amendment rights before i make tucker carlson x green m&m smutView all Conversations
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Pilchard Goes to the Store [ONGOIN...
Pilchard (yes, the cat from Bob the Builder™) goes to the store to retrieve the legendary .+*CHOCCY MILJ*+. (...
Tucker Carlson x Green M&M
i do not deserve first amendment rights
also i dont own the m&m brand or fucker carlson yada yada parody law...
Off is a Weird Game (And You Shoul...
this is an essay i did for a school assignment. yes my good christian teacher read this, yes im a massive fuc...