You’ve captured my heart like a pokémon master
Let’s use some rare candy to make our love evolve faster
If you were obnoxious like Zubat, I’d use a repel
But like Drowzy’s hypnosis, you’ve got me under your spell
Not even Snorlax could get in the way of our love
A strength more than the Elite Four is what our love’s made of
For you, I would battle any gym leader or foe
And unlike Ash and Butterfree, I’ll never let you go
Happy Valentine's Day!