I'm just a sock with a laptop. 

Feel free to check out one or two of my works or message me about nothing in particular. Unfortunately, I'm a lazy bastard, so don't expect a full-fledged conversation. 

Let me just say that I like rude and pretentious people just as much as moms around the world like crumbs in the goddamn carpet. Don't be that person. Everyone is at different levels of ability and friendly criticism can go much farther than snide or self-centered comments. 

I like reading anything with either a fantastical lore and world or a very morbid and dark mood. To be honest, I'll read sad, tear jerking books all day long. If you torture your poor protagonist, chances are I'll be there to cheer them along. 
I'm determined to finish a novel before I die, at the very least, so throw some hope in my eyes. Blind me with it. Or tell me some inspirational quotes from HotRod. Those work just as well.