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YO WHAT, NEURO JUST GOT LIKE A HUNDRED MORE READS-
          
          
          WHOEVER'S OUT THERE READING MY PRECIOUS BOOK, THANK YOU SO MUCH IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME

i have given myself food poisoning so bad i thought i had appendicitis two times in the past three days, i don't trust myself to cook anymore and my mom has been asleep all day. time to break out the saltines and mayonnaise

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is that 1 hp club i smell?

The moment I woke up from sleeping a single thought went through my mind. 
          
          If someone has a bigger dick than you, you can skin them and use the skin of their dick as a condom. 

I JUST REALIZED IF HAGAKURE HAD A BABY AND IT DIDN'T HAVE AN INVISIBILITY QUIRK IT WOULD BE VISIBLE-

I started another new book about zombies and this one really lengthy and detailed dream I had a few months ago. Mathias Ni is going to be an asshole so be wary of that, lots of discretion many sexually-not-okay things going on.

Penises are just glorified skin tags

My mom accidentally set out backyard on fire and half of my childhood trampoline melted while she was yelling in a panicky asian accent 'my grass is fired'

Hi! Can you please check out "Blood and Bone and Arrows" book on my profile? It's a Daryl Dixon x Reader and I think you'd like it ❤️