kay-z

stop bullying *rolls eyes* *starts singing fight song and comes up with baddie comebacks* 

simple dimple pop it 

so homophobic 

guess who’s on the train to my house? THIS GYAL !! IM FINALLY HOME AND I GET TO SEE MY FAVOURITE LITTLE BITCHES TOMORROW AND GET THEM KINDER BUENOS SO THEY LOVE ME AGAIN!!! IM SO HAPPY I NEARLY CRIED BUT I DIDNT BECAUSE I HAVENT DRUNK WATER IN SO LONG THAT THERES NO WATER TO SUPPORT ANY TEARS #sillygoose #onecallawayfromfainting #baddieblackiebackinbusiness

IM COMING HOME TOMORROW *ARM EMOJI TIMES 3* i know all my friends (3 of them) missed me so so so so so so so so so so so so so much especially @UdonN00dle because i’m a baddie that’s why and on like the second day i’ll bring kinder buenos so i can renew my friendship membership (good deal only need to feed kinder buenos when on the verge of biting) anyways i’m going back to paris and ill take a mystery train to home  at a mystery time. BOOM SHAKALAKA 

i am so sad but i’m a baddie so it’s ok. THEY LITERALLY TOOK THE INNOCENCE OF MY NOSE IN THIS COVID TEST. put it up so far a little lonesome tear dropped down my face. now me and all my cousins are crying together *baddie face* so the lorpa or this is fuck france and i wanna go home :( two days and then i’ll have a proper good old english pcr test am i right. LETS GO LADS AND LASSES!!

i finished my hair and i look like velma but i’m a baddie and it looks amazing better than shimis triple s haircut that she’s so racist that she hasn’t let me seen *angry face* anyways 3 FUCKING DAYS LETS GOO!! Might have to have a cheekay wine party with the girlies to celebrate xx i know they miss me so much especially shimi. Alright then, i’ll leave you now have to cook for the hubby  can’t turn the oven on himself silly boy xx 

hello avengers, i’m doing my hair and it’s pulling my head and i think i go bald. 4 days till i come home and show of my new edna from the incredibles bob. just wanted to say since why not that today is the first day of shimis vegan challenge and i support their even though i will eat what i usually eat bc i’m not vegan and i love it, she’s VERY brave for this and i thought she will last quite long until she forgot she was vegan today. anyways i’m like some hours i will be a baddie and burn my hair and gobble it and yeah 

whi is kay-z