Dear Reader,
I write with the deepest regret and a quill dipped in shame.
My silence has been louder than a duel at dawn, and I fear I have left you chapterless, plot-thirsty, and emotionally betrayed.
But lo! The ink has spilled, the shadows have stirred, and I have released two new chapters—a double dose of drama to soothe your wounded hearts.
I trust you will find them worthy of your patience.
If not, I shall await your literary pistols at dawn.
Your obedient author,
Devo