To dear miss Dick_me_down_dxddy,
this is from an unfortunate soul along with her “ehm” equally unfortunate colleague..
we are going to land of no no return...
no we r not planning to suicide ...in fact we dont even want to die( atleast that want i want to believe)
but our fate decided the opposite..via parents who will be killing us for commiting some horrible crime....that erm..we dont want to talk about...(keep ur crusty musty dirty holy water deficient brain from wandering to the forbidden thoughts)
“clears throat”
we decided to invite you as it all started from replying your comment..leading to a full blown between two cold hearted people that is me and my ..erm..frnd the bookworm1590...the war between us lead to commit the horrible crime and finally to our parents involvement which will FINALY lead to our awaiting death...you might have known abt the squabbl- er...war as it might have come to your notications on replying on your comment in the book “you have us...forever”
our parents r still planning our murder and its alibi
and pls were black suit to our funeral with cool sunglasses with a bouquet of black flowers...if our nosey family ask anything to you abt us , pls act deaf and mute or even blind if neseccary