onlyslightlyunhinged

I'm going to need my kids Jude and Delilah 
          	
          	
          	if you know why I love you 

midsumaxoxo

irenegeorge2006

To dear miss Dick_me_down_dxddy,
          this is from an unfortunate soul along with her “ehm” equally unfortunate colleague..
          we are going to land of no no return...
          no we r not planning to suicide ...in fact we dont even want to die( atleast that want i want to believe)
          but our fate decided the opposite..via parents who will be killing us for commiting some horrible crime....that erm..we dont want  to talk about...(keep ur crusty musty dirty holy water deficient brain from wandering to the forbidden thoughts)
          “clears throat”
          we decided to invite you as it all started from replying your comment..leading to a full blown between two cold hearted people that is me and my ..erm..frnd the bookworm1590...the war between us lead to commit the horrible crime and finally to our parents involvement which will FINALY lead to our awaiting death...you might have known abt the squabbl- er...war as it might have come to your notications on replying on your comment in the book “you have us...forever” 
          our parents r still planning our murder and its alibi
          and pls were black suit to our funeral with cool sunglasses with a bouquet of black flowers...if our nosey family ask anything to you abt us ,  pls act deaf and mute or even blind if neseccary

irenegeorge2006

✝️ 
            
                                                  (SOON WILL BE ) IN THE LOVING MEMORY OF
                                  ........................................................................................................... 
            
                          BookWorm 1590                        AND                                 IreneGeorge2006
                       _/_/_  to 2nd of feb.                                                        2/1/2006 to 2nd of feb.        
                                   2022                                                                                             2022
                               
                                               Please join our funeral as we goodbye to this world
                                             which was too  imbecile  for our genius brains  to bear    
            
                                                                              6th of february 2022 
                                                                       1 o ‘clock  at midnight                    
                                                                               St. Mary’s church
                                                               location :  wherever  you want to imagine
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Chame13on

@dick_me_down_dxddy do you like the Percy Jackson movie or book more?

VintagelyVibey

Um whhaaat the books were a masterpiece. The movie was well ewwww
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LunaLovegood645

@Chame13on How dare you ask such a shameful question.
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