Wouldn't it be amazing to pen a perfect storyline in one go. Yup. Wouldn't we all love that. Plus have the top four publishing houses hammering our doors down with royalties oozing from the collars of their starched shirts. 

Well, that's not reality [commence violin playing]. But at least we have each other; to hone our stories into diamonds, and support each other, and pick up on my obsessive, overuse, of commas (!)

You  - the reader - are going to be my new best friend. So let's make stories!