onthejohn101

my friend drew a penis on this car lol

onthejohn101

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i had a reminder to text my girlfriend...my dad seen it and he is so fucking homophobic
          
          i have simply passed away

onthejohn101

@whore4alice i don't think he noticed
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boogymansbride

@whore4alice just pretend "girlfriend" means like girl best friend, a lot of girls call eschothrt girlfriend. Maybe that will work. 
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