Sage

So normally when Harry befriends a Slytherin, it’s any one or multiple of the following: Draco, Blaise, Theo, Daphne, and Pansy.
          
          But what if - and hear me out here - he befriended Goyle and/or Crabbe?

Hey, I was translating A Little Help from a Snake into Brazilian Portuguese (with your prior permission), but I recently lost my old account and all my previous progress was erased. I thought I'd ask for your permission again to avoid any future confusion. Can I restart the translation on my new account? Always giving you credit and marking in every chapter, of course

Poisonous birds. That’s it, that’s the announcement.

Sneak peek to next chapter of A Badger’s Diary:
          
          
          
          "He and Sirius were friends with him at school. And my dad."
          
          "Ooh, like a barbershop quartet?"
          
          "No," deadpanned the sleeping man in the corner.

This is by no means a recent thing, but I thought I’d go ahead and say this.
          
          To anyone who’s ever posted a story on here, whether you’ve had hundreds of views or even zero, be aware of scammers in the comments. They’ll give a vague compliment and then ask if you’d like to connect with them elsewhere, usually Discord or another texting app. Their account is often only a week or two old at most, and they have nothing on their profile.
          
          Report them, delete the comment, block and mute, do whatever it is, just don’t respond.
          
          That is all.

I couldn't help but scream when I saw bible in your pfp

There is a species of goby (fish) called a scaly boy. Nothing to add here, it’s magnificent

All right, I have decided I will be posting the first chapter to my new HP fic, “A Badger’s Diary,” at some point tomorrow May 9. So keep an eye out for that.

I’m like sooo close to saying screw it, here’s the first chapter of my new HP fic.
          
          The premise is this:
          
          Harry is Sorted into Hufflepuff. First year passes by uneventfully (I actually skip it completely), but then he gets an odd little black diary that contains an odd (and not so) little dude.
          
          
          Don’t know what the main romantic ship will be just yet, but I do know for sure it will NOT be Tomarry.

I could translate your stories?