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your book was good c:

Hi Monique! Thanks for voting for Mermaids and the Vampires Who Love Them!!! Keep singing in the shower. I am such a bad singer that my shower has begged me to please stop! Britt

@veronica0098 You're welcome, it's an amazing book

I'm the type to just read, vote and comment on Wattpad. I barely have any followers but if I were to make a rant book or a "Types of _____" would anyone read it?

Thanks for adding my story and being patient :) x

Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair
          
           Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt
          
           I'm gonna have a BF! 
          
           I am so... frick-in'... pissed
          
           I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer
          
           Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean
          
           Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell". Kay? 
          
           Hi I'm Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy
          
           Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!
          
           Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap 
           smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!" 
           Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!
          
           Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered.
          
           Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right
          
           Your mother's butt is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America
          
           White meat only
          
           Sweetie! You've got to slow up with those cosmos
          
           Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye
          
           It's the Beverly Ho-Billies
          
           I'm sorry, but uhm... we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office 
          
           Squeeze me
          
           A klept-ho-maniac
          
           I'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery
          
           Look King Kong. Why don't you take you and your "1980 pick-up lines", climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State building, beat on your big old monkey chest and then jump off? Excuse me.
          
                            
          
                                                                       -Quotes from "White Chicks"

What did you people think about Miley Cyrus performance at the VMA's ? My opinion was that it was scary.