calypso

NOT MY GRANDPARENTS SAYING MATTHEW GREY GUBLER AS SPENCER REID WAS ABSOLUTELY A SEXUAL DEVIANT :000

Yall there’s a massive wildfire near me rn-
          
          If I die it’s cause I was too hot >0<

Probably a more aggressive hot take that I have: if you can’t use POVs correctly, then don’t write at all 

 OLD ME WAS FUCKIN UNHINGED (I still am) BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUNNIER BACK THEN LMAOOOOOO

RIP Dame Maggie Smith. You will forever be Professor McGonagall. /*

Hi, I wanted to thank you for so kindly adding my fanfiction to "actual dog water. that means it sucks. bad." can I ask what your favourite part of the story is?

Happy birthday Percy Jackson! My biggest flex is having my birthday the day before Percy :D

hi i think yesterday was your birthday? my goldfish brain failed me again but happy bday (if that even was your bday yesterday…)

Imagine having numbers in your username. Couldn’t be me. (THIS IS SARCASM DONT GET MAD AT ME)

i am scared of the fact my book’s on one of your lists but it’s inevitable i get judged eventually 
          
          (i actually don’t care but your reading list names are funny)