The first step to protect yourself from the zombies is to respect me. Bella bitch never did, and look at her now, she got no one to save her.
The apocalypse is no joke. You gotta take it seriously. See, there's nothing wrong with sacrificing your brain and treating the zombies with kindness, but once you're one of them, you'll be tortured by people like me, who have plans to eradicate the world of them, excuse my lack of language skills.
2. Pack loads of food in a container. Non-perishable food at that. Also, keep medicines.
3. Before, Maheen pointed it out, the plan was to shoot em with nerf guns. But she said that they're zOmBiEs, and we'll have to raid a real gun store. We're still yet to decide the date for the raid. Also, your essentials' container must contain bullets.
4. ALWAYS JEEPERS A SHOVEL NEXT TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP, YOU WON'T GET TIME TO LOOK FOR YOUR BULLETS AND ALL WHEN YOU GET UP. AND YOU MIGHT SHOOT YOURSELF ACCIDENTALLY.
5. Not many people are privileged to have rocks swear loyalty to them. I have Cornoch and Cornea to protect me. I can attack the enemies with em.
6. Also, not many are privileged enough to be my priority to be protected. Currently only two people in the list. Justine and me mom.
Also, gardening tools, don't worry about the boys, save yourselves. I'm pretty sure a million people are hiding outside their houses to protect em.