orangeenergyjuice

My sister, she doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as the boys. I asked her if she heard Zayn's new song and she's like I don't even care about him. I felt like slapping her hard. And then I'm like I thought you liked 1d, and she literally said Zayn is not 1d. I can kill her right now. Ewwewwwww.

orangeenergyjuice

My sister, she doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as the boys. I asked her if she heard Zayn's new song and she's like I don't even care about him. I felt like slapping her hard. And then I'm like I thought you liked 1d, and she literally said Zayn is not 1d. I can kill her right now. Ewwewwwww.

tpwkpark28

@orangeenergyjuice so like we're killing her right?
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-chqrliiesfqiry-

@orangeenergyjuice zayn will always be part of 1D
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orangeenergyjuice

I forgot to include this tip.
          7. Keep your important docs with you. Some jobless mortal earthly peasant might want to hinder you by asking for proof of you being a homosapien. You'll want to shove your papers in their face.
          
          Eww, I'm using weird words. Who cares.

orangeenergyjuice

The first step to protect yourself from the zombies is to respect me. Bella bitch never did, and look at her now, she got no one to save her.
          The apocalypse is no joke. You gotta take it seriously. See, there's nothing wrong with sacrificing your brain and treating the zombies with kindness, but once you're one of them, you'll be tortured by people like me, who have plans to eradicate the world of them, excuse my lack of language skills.
          2. Pack loads of food in a container. Non-perishable food at that. Also, keep medicines.
          3. Before, Maheen pointed it out, the plan was to shoot em with nerf guns. But she said that they're zOmBiEs, and we'll have to raid a real gun store. We're still yet to decide the date for the raid. Also, your essentials' container must contain bullets.
          4. ALWAYS JEEPERS A SHOVEL NEXT TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP, YOU WON'T GET TIME TO LOOK FOR YOUR BULLETS AND ALL WHEN YOU GET UP. AND YOU MIGHT SHOOT YOURSELF ACCIDENTALLY.
          5. Not many people are privileged to have rocks swear loyalty to them. I have Cornoch and Cornea to protect me. I can attack the enemies with em. 
          6. Also, not many are privileged enough to be my priority to be protected. Currently only two people in the list. Justine and me mom.
          Also, gardening tools, don't worry about the boys, save yourselves. I'm pretty sure a million people are hiding outside their houses to protect em.

orangeenergyjuice

@SpiderlingsSidekick my list is different. This list is for other kids. See, I even mentioned you before me mom
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orangeenergyjuice

@chxrryrosestyles28 yes, the best place to hide during an apocalypse is in the northern mountains 
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SpiderlingsSidekick

@orangeenergyjuice  and I thought I would be point one in your list *sniff* I will just go alone with your mom and loueh
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orangeenergyjuice

ANYBODY WANTS TIPS TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

elopewithme

@orangeenergyjuice i bet zombies would love me and they won't hurt me so ion need tips lol 
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orangeenergyjuice

@killmymindlarryx the northern mountains in USA. Don't forget your vow to Sunny, you're s'posed to protect em
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svnshinebaee

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@killmymindlarryx no it's just really fucking funny
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