I'm tall, dark, and dangerous.
Kidding, I'm actually pretty short, and white, and I couldn't hurt a fly even if I tried. Usually I end up slapping myself.
Heh, so you could say I'd probably make the worst serial killer. But I do kill cereal. Lame Joke? Sorry.
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Out Peed
To pee or not to pee? That is the question.
Bonnie Black spends an average of three hours outside the boys ba...
