organharvest

Happy new years to this empty wall I guess. I’m coming back from a party but wow, I encountered a tesla bot and I didn’t expect those guys to be tall

My boyfriend clasped his hand to give me a little present, was so confused and thought it was a bug. But no. This goof. It’s his birthday, not mine. Was giggling too when he had the nerve to do that. Now I have to go all out that he’s at work to make up for that

Idgaf so I’m going to say it, but the new Leon design looks absolutely disgusting holy hell. He looks like the pdf lead of some garbage emo band. This is like when they haggified Dante. Was this really necessary? How many mutant zombie horror survivals do we need on this earth?

Why is it that literally everyone I’ve met who tried to assert dominance and weird hierarchal nonsense over me online ended up being really insecure and anxious in person. They do this weird doubling down and manipulative crap online but the moment I confront them in person they get all shy and can’t even make eye contact even after all the bs they put me through. This is so weird

My height and my bf’s height makes me feel like I’m (y/n) from those (y/n) and the ceo memes. I can’t unsee it but I swear he isn’t the ceo, he’s actually SpongeBob

Yeahhh I know I ramble about my bf too much on this deserted page but honestly? He's kinda perfect in his own dorky way. Real ones will understand

we were walking and he tripped into a bush while talking to me and I completely missed it. Idk how but I was so caught up in my thoughts about the case I've been working on that I just kept going.

Last night my boyfriend reached under his jacket and pulled out the exact junk I had been craving but he had also written a funny poem on his phone about bringing it to me. I am a mess right now, I can't remember the last time I looked presentable, but this man still stood and read me a poem in his cute voice while holding up food for me. I became all teary and got him to read it a second time under his condition that promise to give him a bite of it and course I did lol

My 6'4 boyfriend is such a sweetheart but man it's funny poking fun at him for being so tall especially since he’s such a softie dork. Being in a huge city he’s close to the average I see here so I should leave him alone for it but it’s still hilarious

ngl as a kid i used to take advantage of groomers on roblox and make them buy me robux and limiteds then i would block them lmao