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"He allowed to just pull out... OKAY WAIT-" - me

"It's a blanket, it's a slug, same thinggg"

"'did you call me a faggot?" " I SAID CROISSANT-"

"you know when he says "oh well" i think of a small irish man dancing around a well"

"go" "nah its okay"

"you can ride me."

"my piss looks like mashed potatoes"

"'is it okay?' IT"S FUCKING DEAD-"

"I'M AN AVACADO" -FRIENDO

"what do you call autism-phobic people?" - FRIENDO

demiromantic homosexual
he/it/doll

Fandoms:
BUNGOU STRAY DOGS MY BELOVED
DC, specifically Batman
iDENTITY v <333
hsr :)
Voltron: Legendary Defender
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus/all those, ya know