osasuna_lul

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666 followers because, and I quote my friend, satan is in my asshole

osasuna_lul

It's horrible how much you can like a website that's designed like absolute dogshit just because of emotional value. I wish there was something like a mix between wattpad and ao3 because honestly they both have great things but are both missing out on stuff and it makes both of them... let's say an experience... 

__omoiyari__

@osasuna_lul 
            
            i wish you good luck, Author! ❤️❤️❤️
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osasuna_lul

@orphaned__account It might take some years until it happens but I'll let you know (:
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__omoiyari__

@osasuna_lul 
            
            please do. i will migrate all my books there GLADLY.
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Schneckify

I love gay sex

Niqkl1

@Schneckify Why did riot make the prestige shaco a Twink?
            
            You know why, imagine you're strolling through the jungle on graves, suddenly you step into a trap and hear a light melodic laugh, angry you look towards it and it's that sneaky little Twink! You chase after him your huge throbbing health bar barely even dented despite his ap centered build, realizing his tiny little (level) 6 can't stand up to your gigantic (lvl) 9 you catch him by the throat and blast him 3 no 4 times with your huge double barrelled "shotgun" filling his insides with potent hextech pellets, you both let out a groan as you fill him full with your gun's load and drop his limp body as you go to take his red buff
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osasuna_lul

Any name ideas for a royalty au where Suna is a prince but not heir to the throne and Osamu an orphan knight? (I'd tell you more but I don't wanna spoil too much, if the recommendations don't fit I won't choose them)

Haikqboyssimp

•Cruel Fate/Destiny
            •Were we even destined to be together 
            •If only i was ranked higher/lower
            •If only my social status is higher/lower
            •Destined to be together 
            •Meant to be
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HaikyuuIllusions

@osasuna_lul 
            • Our Lonely Night
            • Two Destinies
            • Nobel Outcast
            • Beneath The Crown
            • Tangled Fates
            • The Prince's Secret
            • Heir To My Heart
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idk1tbh3

@osasuna_lul •My Knight
            •My Prince
            •His Prince
            
            I'll think of more later, I'm tired rn
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osasuna_lul

Is it only me or are there way too little trans Osamu stories... I think I might have to do a thing here...

osasuna_lul

@Niqkl1 kuss
            LG Perra Urach boring
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Niqkl1

@osasuna_lul supa 
            LG Kevin Murhammer
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osasuna_lul

@Niqkl1 samstag
            LG Erich Murhammer
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osasuna_lul

Sometimes I just wanna write something like "Suna, the hottie in question" but then I'm like nah I can't do that that's too much

Catnyum

@osasuna_lul trust me, from one writter to another, your readers will love it! i know i would i would if i was randomly reading some serious story and then out of no where an out of pocket line like that comes up, seriously id be laughing my ass off!
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osasuna_lul

New headcanon:
          Osamu had a buzzcut at least once, at first to just change it up since he's had the same hairstyle for as long as he could remember and if he's had it more than once then because it's insanely easy to take care of, you can literally leave it alone for 2-3 months without any further styling 
          
          Call me crazy all you want but it's stuck in my head and I will use it in at least one story

Haikqboyssimp

@osasuna_lul im not, im not its just that Osamu in a buzzcut HAHAHaha
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osasuna_lul

@Haikqboyssimp i can't tell if you're joking
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Haikqboyssimp

...HAHAHHAahahahha.... i'll look forward to it
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osasuna_lul

can someone explain to me why beatbox battles have so much sexual tension like please-

MistakenRio

@osasuna_lul a battle of love we can only assume
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osasuna_lul

@Catfollower wrestling? I see what you'd mean but that's different because it's literally about touching people while beatbox you're not allowed to
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osasuna_lul

@MistakenRio man idk but there are certain battles where they just really take that battling serious 
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