@oscillatingfan
Life with two moms isn't fun. Wanna know why?
I asked my mom (Ma) if I could go to my friend's house this friday. So she said 'go ask your mother'. So I went to my OTHER mom (Mama) and asked her the same.
'go ask your mother'
I'm stuck in a never-ending cycle. pls help.
I was at CCD/Sunday School/Catechism wherever tf you are, and I was asked what my favorite song was. Now, being an me, the only songs I could think of at the time were all Panic! At the Disco songs, and it took me a while to explain to them, that, NO, these songs had NOTHING to do with religion, and PLEASE don't watch the music video for Build God, Then We'll Talk.
But I did sound like a VERY good christian when I first said the songs. Nobody'll ever guess that I'm thinking of smut all through mass.
No, no they shouldn't. Unless, you know, they're into that kind of thing. But I doubt they are.
@oscillatingfan oh yeah, no, church people shouldn't watch Build God Then We'll Talk.
AW fvck, Wattpad needs an 'edit message' button because, i am not, in fact, an me, but an EMO
//If I ever actually wentz to church I would be thinking of phan smut the whole time oh my//
//Also thank you for the follow//
@crash_queens EXACTLY! I WOULDNT TELL ANYBODY, DEFINITELY NOT, I WOULD JUST SILENTLY READ MINDS ALL THE TIME AND MOST OF THE TIME WHEN I THINK ABOUT MY SHIP'S SMUT IN PUBLIC ITS IN A REALLY REALLY CONSERVATIVE CROWD AND ITS A GAY SHIP (because I can't really name one ship I ship thats straight) ITS SO TERRIFYING, ESPECIALLY IF YOU REALIZE YOUVE BEEN DOING IT FOR //OVER AN HOUR// IN COMPANY LIKE THAT!!
@oscillatingfan I ALWAYS FREAK OUT WHEN I THINK OF ANY OF MY SHIP'S SMUT IN PUBLIC OR LIKE INFRONT OF MY GRANDMA OR MY TEACHERS BC WHAT IF THEY ACTUALLY WERE MIND READERS? IF YOU COULD READ MINDS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE OR JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF SO YOU COULD READ PEOPLE'S MINDS? DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M COMING FROM?
@crash_queens It was REALLY good phan smut too. I'm glad nobody can read my thoughts, because that was legit all I thought about during the whole hour we were there. Lots of 69ing and teenage Phan.