Victoria

Sorry I've been away. But summer's over and I'm back in school and I hope to write and update more often :3

"I'm not dramatic," I say dramatically, with a dramatic gesture

Here's today's quote of the day, brought to you by a "Theology of the Body" video I was forced to watch in religion class:
          
          "Well you know Wayne... a condom... can't protect your soul."

Me: "Hey mom, I need you to sign this permission slip."
          Mom: "What's it for?"
          "Well, we're learning about WWII in history and my teacher wants to show us parts of the movie-"
          "IS IT RATED TRIPLE X?"
          "... No. It's 'Saving Private Ryan', mom."
          "Does it have sex in it?"
          "What? No... I don't think so, let me check..." *checks IMDb* "No, I don't think so. It's rated R." *continues reading* "Oh, it's got Tom Hanks in it. I didn't realize that."
          "How did you not know that? You're supposed to be the movie nerd."
          "I don't watch that many war movies, mom."
          "Everyone's seen 'Saving Private Ryan'. Even I've seen it."
          "Mom, it came out in 1998. I was *literally* about four months old."
          "...Probably because it has SEX in it."
          "MOM IT'S ABOUT WWII. IT'S ABOUT FIGHTING AND SWEARING AND KILLING. WHAT KIND OF SEX ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT"
          *Mom laughs hysterically*
          "LIKE, 'SHIT THE GERMANS ARE COMING AND THEY'RE SCREWING IN THE STREETS' AND 'THEY'RE DROPPING ORGY BOMBS, JESUS CHRIST'"

holy SHIT this is cool :D
          http://www.upworthy.com/a-famous-american-theater-has-cast-a-black-woman-as-hamlet-its-not-only-historic-it-looks-cool?g=2&c=tpstream&fb_ref=Default

UPDATE ON HOW PROM WAS: AMAZING.
          But at one point I was sitting next to my date and he was on his phone and I was kinda curious so I peeked over and his friend was saying "HEY WHATCHA DOIN" and he jokingly responded "CHILLIN WITH BAE", but he spelled it B-A-Y
          Me: "Yes, I am water surrounded on three sides by land"

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
          THE GUY I ASKED TO PROM IS NOW MY BOYFRIEND
          HE ASKED ME OUT LAST NIGHT
          WE'RE OFFICIALLY A THING
          YAY

Me: *sends picture* OMG THIS. HOW COME I NEVER KNEW ABOUT THIS
          Him: That's the second cutest thing I've ever seen.
          Me: What's the first?
          Him: You.
          Me: *dies of adorableness*
          
          yOU SMOOTH MOTHERF*CKER

Just had to sit through the annual "Passion of Christ" play at my school and I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for how much I was laughing
          I think my favorite part was when one guy (who was supposed to be blind and was wearing some fabric as a blindfold) was standing there, minding his own business, and one of the guards shoved him out of the way , yelling "GET OUTTA THE WAY, BLIND MAN"

crying b/c some kid in my religion class got up during a lecture and my teacher stopped talking and had the most offended look on his face
          and he said "were you FONDLING my pencil sharpener? were you TOUCHING the KNOB on my pencil sharpener?"