To Whom It May Concern:
My name is Emily Chalmers although I much prefer Moe. I’m fourteen years old and in Grade Eight. I’m half Christian [my dad’s side] and half Jewish [my mom’s side]. On top of that, I am part Mexican, part American, part Polish, and since I live in Canada, part Canadian.

I am a huge Star Wars and Star Trek NG fan. I have all of the Star Wars movies plus tons of merchandise including over five shirts. I have all the Star Trek seasons and I don’t have really any merchandise besides a few books and such, but I could tell you about every single episode in depth unless I didn’t like it that much. To prove it here's a poem that Data wrote about his cat Spot.

Ode To Spot
By Data
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature.
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skill and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communication
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotions.

Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connotes a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

I have a joint account, it’s @scorpionsnuffles and it's me and my five besties who you should also check out, their user names are @in1_2_3_7, @heyluvchuckles, @Burger_Styles, and @CHEWYBEAR. All of these lovelies are my friends in real life along with @outsideofthebox, @LCHawaiiFive0Fan, @Teodora13_7, and @XxPINK. Thank you so much if you have taken time to vote or comment on my story, it means a lot to me
~Em