Hello my lovely potatoes! Let's be friends:)

Here are a few fun facts about me: (whispers *im not very interesting*)

1) I hate lady fingers. Don't ask me why, because I'm about to tell you. It's like eating a lady's fingers. That's cannibalism.
(Update: they're not so bad after all. I guess that makes me a cannibal. And a hypocrite. Oops? #sorrynotsorry)

3) My life motto: Eat, Sleep, Kick Ass, Repeat. #potatoforlife

2) I get scared really easily. It's almost laughable. ALMOST. Here's a list of things that I'm deathly afraid of:
-  FISH ~ their eyes can pierce through my soul
- CLOWNS ~ clowns are evil

Now, you might ask: if you're afraid of fish and clowns, what about ...CLOWNFISH? Well, Nemo looks nothing like a clown nor an actual fish because he doesn't have SCALES or A GIANT ASS NOSE. So...Pixar animators take note please.

*when i say GIANT _ASS_ NOSE i don't actually mean a nose that looks like an ass because for some very strange reason people are confused over this (ahem cough cough)*

HOORAY we have come to the end of this extremely random introduction. If you noticed the mistake in the numbering, CONGRATULATIONS you smarty pants. If not, GO BACK AND READ IT ONE MORE TIME OR I WILL WHOOP YOUR ASS. *cue angelic face*

Until next time my potatoes,
Boo<3