Wow I never realized how awkward these things are until now. All right, here I go.

I'm an eighteen year-old female, but I have the mind of a ten year old boy. (Oh cool, a dead lizard! Can I keep it mom?)

I'm a freshman in college.

My birthday really is on April Fools Day. 

I can drive...not well according to some,  but I think I do just fine. 

I'm accident-prone, meaning I'm hazardous to everyone in a twenty-foot radius.

I am probably the second most sarcastic/Socratic humor proficient person on Earth,  #1 goes to Stephen Colbert).