P: Uh, hi. *peeks around corner* I'm uh Pierce. *awkward silence* Yeah....I'm gonna go no- OW EMORY. 

E: HI. I'M EMORY.  Nope? Okay. MOVE PIERCE.

P: but they might not like me.

E: Go.

P: Fine. *walks out* hi. i'm pierce. i'm stressed, well dressed and band obsessed. of course i can play poker, i've kept a straight face all these years. and i have a personal go follow @fivenotsauce bc i shamelessly self promote. thxs.

E: Well then, you've met Pierce. I'm sorry. So, how is you? Oh, by the way I'm a gay smol bean so expect puns, gay jokes, and rants and things and stuff. Also a lot of rambling and existential crisis,  talking about being gay, gay friends, pineapples,and shoving rusty forks up peopleś asses. 

P: I am le sass master. *snaps fingers*

E: Shut up Pierce.

P: Fine. *sits criss cross next to you*

E: They'ŕe a lil ball of fluff. They won't hurt you.

P: Unless you piss me off. But otherwise, I'm harmless.

E: Pierce shhh..... anyway. This is our account. If you DM us, Pierce is most likely to respond but I will too, sometimes.

P: *looks around* *waves awkwardly* hi.

E: Strange trash child.

P: mhm. anywayyyyy they call me Ace. because itś my middle name. oh i'ḿ gay too by the way.

E: Iḿ going to take this one away now.

P: No. I'll shh. *puts fingers to lips*

E: So anyway, Follow, Comment, Vote, Add, and DM if you'd like too. It would be appreciated.

P: *nods*

E: We love you and I will adopt you and call you mine.

P: *gets up and walks back over to Em*

E: Have a nice day. Bai XD

P: ENJOY YOUR STAY ON WATTPAD!!!!!