Your blurb is so random, I love it!
Oh hell no, you've followed fifty-nine people and not ONE person thanked you?
Well this is your lucky day, Ms. Haas! (You can kill me if you want)
Thank you kindly for fanning a turtle like me! I'm so grateful, I would tell my mother, but she abandoned me at the beach when I was an egg.
I wish I saved my siblings, but the seagulls got to them before I did...
You know, being a turtle is hard.
Trying to find food, making sure you can survive.
At times, all I want to do is chill with my homies at Prospect Park and just bask, but humans are making it a lot harder to do that with this global warming crap.
I feel really weird talking like that... I don't even.
Anyways, cheers for fanning! You should post something on Wattpad, telling by how random you are, I bet that'll show up in your writing :)
Have an awesome night,
-Turtle<3
(I do the signature thingy because I think it's pretty coo', and I'm coo' for not using the l... because l is lame. Oh goodness, excuse me as I eat butter)