kaflutefluff

Hello, I'm a random person talking to random people. May I take your order? 
          
          (Human feces) this is not a fast food restaurant! Why can't you ever remember that???!!!
          
          Oh sorry, that's just my doppelganger in my mind. Oh, wait, that sentence doesn't make sense! (Human feces), sorry!!! 
          
          So how has your day been? Wait don't tell me that, I'm a stranger.    Don't trust me. 
          
          Hillo! What? Just a combination of "hi" and "hello". 
          
          Doppelganger, go away!!!!! Wait, you can't. You're in my mind.
          
          Oh sorry, just having a conversation with myself. Yep, I sound crazy. Well...bye ☺