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newt scamander would say “you could always paint the roses red”

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billy shears is not my lover hes just a girl who claims that i am the one

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OMG imagine es gäbe the beatles ffs on wattpad
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"do you have an elephant caught in your mouth" has got to be one of my least favourite sayings

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ah it was like »cat got your tongue?« and the origin story was what made it my least favourite. It's based on people eating elephants and not being able to talk, because their mouths were full. I also made it up
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i dont even remember what it was supposed to mean
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i made it the fuck up btw
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quick question: whats my sexuality? i'm a guy; i dont experience romantic attraction; i dont want to have sex; would love to kiss/make out with guys tho

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not actually two years later, but looking at the year only, it seems like 2 years: basically no update. it's still the same + (and idk how i should say this) the concept of guys is hot, but i couldn't imagine to actually sexually engage with anyone. because i wouldn't want to with a friend that i've known for a long time, because hello we're supossed to be friends, i cannot see you like that; but i wouldn't want to with a stranger either, because hello i don't fucking know you. and then there's stuff wrong with me, that makes it even more complicated (there's nothing wrong with me, i just don't want to explain). 
            so maybe i'm kinda asexual, but don't want to be? 
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so i guess i'm gay. but idk if ill ever actually have romantic feelings
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maybe its possible that i will experience romantic feelings in the future.. i hope so because i'd like to be in a relationship (with a guy!) 
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nah i just dont get why some ppl write "i‘m not sexualizing the idols" in the description of their smut oneshot book

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how is that anything other than sexualizing
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hun you just wrote about them idols goin at it 
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im actually a really nice person 
          i just discovered how much fun being cocky in comments is

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finna put this in my bio
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newt scamander is the best character to ever exist and i‘m not exaggerating