I am an avid fan of Sci-Fi , Horror, Dark Humor, and most anything surrealistic or macabre. My plans for wattpad are basically to have fun and post silly side projects and Fan Fiction. Expect many errors in tense, continuity, common sense, logic, spelling, grammar, plot, dialogue, historical references, confusing facts with fiction, and any other mistake, coincidence, or general chaos that my contributions will no doubt contain. 
Readers are advised to proceed at their own risk.
Contents have been known to cause the following side effects:
Anal Bleeding
Aneurysm
Nasal congestion
Sudden death
Heart failure
Kidney failure
Collapsed lung
Asthma
Gingivitis
Hair loss
Sterility
Bone density loss
Palpitations
Chronic suicidal thoughts
Spontaneous public masturbation
Uncontrollable fits of rage
Nightmares
Loss of sleep
Loss of appetite 
Loss of significant other
Homicidal tendencies 
Cancer in lab mice

The author can not be held responsible for any of the above side effects. Any other side effects not mentioned are most likely being caused by something else you are doing to yourself. If you do not understand any of the side effects that is your problem and it is also why God created google. If sudden death occurs please consult your family physician immediately!